"May you get scurvy and your peg leg develop dry rot!"
"May your hook rust and get caught in your patchless eye!"
"May your sloop be swarmed by termites in shark infested waters!"
"May your plank be endless and your crew mutinous!"
"May all your carp pieces be C's!"
"May your hook rust and get caught in your patchless eye!"
"May your sloop be swarmed by termites in shark infested waters!"
"May your plank be endless and your crew mutinous!"
"May all your carp pieces be C's!"